We should probably mention that the successful candidate is obligated to become part of the hive mind of the Greater Night Vale Medical Community upon hiring. Interested applicants should bring a photo and resume to the human resource department of Night Vale General Hospital, along with three pints of AB+ blood, and be prepared to perform 16 bars of a contemporary Broadway ballad.
A few questions?
- Is the hive mind temporary and only active while working or is it necessary to be a part of it 24/7?
- My blood is actually Eldritch Type 7HD- is this acceptable or must I find someone else’s?
- Is it any ballad in particular or just any?
A few answers:
- You would be part of the hive mind as long as you hold a position affiliated with the Greater Night Vale Medical Community. It is only active when necessary.
- We are looking specifically for the human universal donor blood type at this time, but we will keep your unique blood time in mind. If it is needed you will be notified.
Quickly and violently.
- Any. We are easily amused.