Listen to your heart as it fills your home with mindless void vibrations. Watch as it sprouts legs and leaps into the nothingness that surrounds you. Follow your heart, they say. Follow your heart.
"Well then, scientist will always be my word for hero.”- Intern Dana, WTNV ep.49 Old Oak Doors part a
((I may have made a new blog. Just some anonymous StrexWorker. I don’t even know. But here it is: Strexworker))
You can choose be happy, or you can choose be right. Don’t worry about being right. Let us worry about being right for you! We will tell you what is right, and you will choose to be happy. This is how democracy works.
We are proud to announce a new specialty within the GDBMC- Home and Commercial Decor! We will be having workshops on how to best use what is inside of you (or your neighbors) to express your individuality within StrexCorp approved guidelines. Those who have completed their mandatory work hours are invited to attend. Those who have not will also be contributing to this fun filled workshop.
You know what they say: It takes blood, sweat, ten feet of intestine, tears, and absolute obedience to make a business acquisition feel like home.
We are pleased to announce the merger of the Greater Night Vale Medical Community with StrexCorp to become the Greater Desert Bluffs Metropolitan Medical Community. We are SO HAPPY about the increase we’ve seen in efficiency and productivity, thanks incorporating StrexCorp ideals. As always, we are here for our community, helping you to overcome your own treacherous body so that you too can continue to strive for enlightenment and atone for all those silly thoughts you had about personal freedoms through a hard day’s work. Many hard day’s work. So many hard days of work.
We know transitions are difficult. Changes must be made by both sides. Mostly yours, but that’s not important. Change is good. Work is good. Freedom is overrated. Happiness is what matters. Work will make you happy! Work will make you free. Work will make you valuable and worth while. We of the Greater Desert Bluffs Medical Community will always be here to ensure that you are able to work your hardest and most efficiently. Do not be afraid to approach us with any of your health concerns. Our job is helping you do your job. Safely, productively, and eternally.
The most common way people give up their power is by believing they don’t have any. We as a town have chosen to give up our power. Not because we don’t believe, but because of our own passivity. Perhaps in time we will learn that inactivity is far more dangerous than mega corporations or any rebellion against them.
Believe in your own power to to make a difference. Believe that one plus one plus one plus one can eventually lead to full scale rebellion. But all of this will collapse if the calvary is content to wait for a hero, instead of becoming one.
Did you know that the average human being swallows eight spiders per second? You’re probably swallowing one right now. You’ll thank us for the extra protein later.
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Pretty sure inventing music was literally the only thing humans as a species got right in the entire history of the planet.
- PSA (Message from the mun)
Bah, hate that I have to do this, BUT:
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